Sexy female voice of customer care… and Parsi bawa

Sexy female voice of customer care…

Gujarati ne khatar ek dabao,

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Bawa:  Sala ai toh Gujarati walao saathe na insafi che! 😭😂🤣

Parsi Boys in Paris

Two PARSI boys went to Paris, and found there was no hot water in the hotel's  bathroom.

So they went to the reception desk and told the lady: "We want hot water for bath."

Now the lady spoke very little or no English, and replied:

"Je ne comprends pas."
(I do not understand.)

So the boys started explaining with gestures about what hot water is and what bath is, but the lady shook her head saying:

"Excusez, ne comprends pas du tout."
(Excuse me, I do not understand.)

The boy tried to explain all sign language and possible method  and still that lady simply shook her head and couldn't understand anything

Exasperated, one said to the other in typical Parsi style "JAWA DE BHENCHOD"

And the lady  heard that , excitedly says:  "Oui, oui!!!"

And that's how they managed to enjoy a hot water bath!


If you don't believe it see the translation below.....

JAWA DE BHENCHOD  which loosely resembles the french

"Je veux d'eau bain chaud"...

"I want hot water bath."


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Six Laughs: 😂😂😂😂😂😂

No1:

A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning. 

No 2:

A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad why. He answered, "so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum."

No 3:

 A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said "sir. you are my witness you know I never wear panties!"

No 4:

Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them. Son says: "What are you doing?" Ask the son. Father: "I'm putting petrol in your Mom." Son: " Which means Mom's engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr. Zwane just put some in yesterday!"  Mother fainted!!!

No 5: 

A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered, "You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay. 

No 6:

An 8 year old boy is accused of rape. In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your Honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?"The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!"