How to get rid of dark circles near ur eyes...

1) Open Whats App
2) Go to settings
3) Deactivate your account

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How To Call An urgent Family Meeting In 3 Easy Steps:
1. Go to the Wi Fi router
2. Turn it Off
3. Wait in that Room !!😄😄😄

Few more😀
Height of guessing an answer......
Teacher - who was chandra gupta morya.
Santa - he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya....
😂😂😂

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👸Air hostess to Pandit: Sir, kya lenge?
👴Pandit- Puri, Sabji, Khir aur Laddu.
👸Air hostess- Sir, aap kingfisher ke plane me baithe hai, Vijay malya ke shraadh me nahi...
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Mom to Children :- Jo meri baat maanega aur mujhe ulta jawab nahi dega, usko mai Gift dungi
Children :- Lo kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge ...         
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Sir: Define Energy ?
Santa: Sir pura nahi aata hai, thoda last ka pata hai, bas.

Sir: Thik hai, jitna aata hai utna bolo.

Santa: "and this is called Energy......"
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Salesman: Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?

Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte.. Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!h

Salesman Fainted 😝😝😝🎸🎸
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