Tech Support- Help required

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processes that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights
10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs,
crashing the system whenever selected.

I  can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0, but
the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,


"A Troubled User"



REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people
upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that
it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is
designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under
Warnings-Alimony-Child Support)

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment. I
suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate
software augmentation. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very
high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as
Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 .
Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is
to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewelry 5.0

WARNING:
DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This
application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage
to the operating system.