Fastest thing

Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT university and

SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.

One common question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light


HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes
instantly in your mind.


MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked


SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?


SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got
the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!