Request for Salary Hike

 

I the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons :

 

(1). I do physical labor

(2). I work at great depths

(3). I plunge, head first in to everything I do

(4). I do not get weekends or public holidays

(5). I work in damp environment

(6). I work in dark work place that has poor ventilation

(7). I work in high temperatures

(8). My work exposes to contagious diseases

 

 

JURY'S DECISSION:

After assessment, the Administration rejects your claims due to the following reasons:

 

(1).You don't work 8 hrs at a stretch

(2).You fall asleep after brief work periods

(3).You don't always follow the orders of the managements

(4).You don't stay in your designated area & often visit other locations

(5).You don't take initiatives

(6).You need stimulations before going to work

(7).You leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift

(8).You don't always observe necessary safety regulations' such as wearing protective clothing

(9).You'll retire well before 65(age)

(10).You are unable to work in double shifts

(11).You leave your work place dirty

(12).And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering & exiting your work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.