The Doctor's Assistant

A Doctor wanted to go hunting, he calls his secretary HASSOUN and tells him Ya Hassoun, I am going hunting tomorrow, we don't want to close the Clinic, I ask you to take care of our patients. Yes, sir...... answers Hassoun. The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks: So Hassoun, how was your day?.

Hassoun tells him he took care of 3 patients. The first one had a headache and I gave him TYLENOL. Bravo yaHassoun, and the second one?

The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir.Bravo ya Hassoun ''you're good at this''and the third one?

Sir, I was sitting, suddenly the door opens and a woman enters likea "flame" and undresses herself, taking off her bra, "NICE BIG ONES SIR" and then take off her panties "Oh MY GOSH"..... then she jump and sleeps on the table and shouts: "HELP ME since 5 years I havenot seen any man!"And what did you do Hassoun?

It was easy, I put eye drops in her eyes sir!