HAVE A GOOD LAUGH

DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY

Boy 1: Why do you

run from a naked lady?

Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn

into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!

ARAB MAN

An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.

'Your name pls.'?

"Abdul Aziz "

"Sex? "

"Six times a week!! "

"No, no, I mean male or female! "

"Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !"

SERVICE

Sex is like a restaurant.

Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to

be satisfied with self-service"

HAPPY MAN

What makes a happy man?

Daughter on the cover of cosmo.

Son on the cover of sports illustrated.

Mistress on the cover of playboy

and .. Wife on the cover of "missing

persons"

SWIMSUIT

Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?

To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.

GOOD AMBITION

Teacher: What do you want to become?

Little Johnny: Doctor !!

Teacher: Why?

Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to

take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

DENTIST

Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a

baby than have a tooth removed."

Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly."

VIRGIN

Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :

BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.

The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED "

OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL

75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.

On their first night both were crying - why???

Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything.