Chaman Bhai ka Kissa ( In Mumbaiya language)

Ek area mein Bhai rehta hai, Chaman Bhai.. Ab uskey area mein jo bhi koi lafda hota hai to police se pehle Chaman Bhai ki adalat mein jaata hai....Ek baar Chaman Bhai ke area mein rape ho jata hai, aur jisney game bajayi hoti hai ukso pakad ke Chaman Bhai ke paas leke jatey hain... Chaman Bhai pehley to bahut shanti se, style mein, us sey baat karta hai... kuch is tarah se...

Chaman : Kya re ? Tere ko maloom nahi yeh apun ka area hai? Mujrim : Haan maloom hai na bhai. Chaman : Phir kaisey himmat ki rape karne ki apun ke area mein? Mujrim : Ab kya boloon bhai, kismat kharab thi. Chaman : Chal mere ko sub kuch sach sach bata kya aur kaisey hua? Mujrim : Abhi kya na... Idhar naake pe apun paan khaney ke liye aaya... Chaman : Phir ? Murjim : Apun khade hokey paan kharela tha... aur utney mein samney wali building pe apun ki nazar gayi... Chaman : Aage bol Mujrim : Udhar teesrey maaley pe ek chikni khadi hui thi Chaman : Phir kya hua ? Mujrim : Apun ko aisa laga ke usney ishaara kiya aaney ke liye.. Chaman : Phir tuney kya kiya ? Mujrim : Apun socha ke kuch kaam hoyenga usko.... to apun builidng ke neeche gaya Chaman : Phir ? Mujrim : Usney Isharey se apun ko upar bulaaya... apun seedi chadte yehich sochrela tha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : Chal fatafat aagey bol Mujrim : Apun ne usko jaakey bola.... kya kaam hai.. kaiko ishara kiya apun ko? Chaman : Phir ? Mujrim : Phir kya bhai, apun ko usney ghar ke andar kheech liya Chaman : (Excited) Phir ? Mujrim : Apun ghar me to chala gaya lekin soch raha tha ki "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : Aagey bol Mujrim : Usney apun ka haath pakad liya Chaman : Accha... Phir? Mujrim : Sachchi bolta hai bhai haath pakadtey hi apun phir socha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : Phir kya hua ? Mujrim : Phir kya tha... Usney bola chikney meri pyaas bujha de Chaman : Phir tu kya bola? (Getting Excited) Mujrim : Apun kya bolta, usne apna dupatta neechey gira diya

Chaman : To phir kya hua ? Mujrim : Apun ke dimag ka dahi ho gaya, kya mommey (boobs) they saali ke...lekin bhai phir bhi apun socha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : Phir tuney kya kiya ? Mujrim : Apun bola ek-do kiss karega aur chala jayega..... zyada boli to body kaam karenga lekin engine nahi kholney ka.... Aakhir, "Chaman Bhai ka area hai.....

Lafda nahi karne ka"

Chaman : Toh phir ? Mujrim : Usney apun ko kheech liya.... sacchi bolta hai bhai aisi katil jawaani apun akkhi life me nahi dekha. Chaman : Haan, woh to hai.... Tu aage bol (Starts to heat up) Mujrim : Phir kya tha.... apun ne kiss kiya, mommey (boobs) bhi dabaya.... lekin imaan se bolta hai, soch raha tha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : Aagey bol ? Mujrim : Phir usney apni kameez utar di Chaman : Phir ? Mujrim : Phir salwar, lekin apun ke dil me ekich khayal aa raha tha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : Aagey aagey ? Mujrim : phir blouse aur chaddi saali ne sab utar di Chaman : sahi mein? Mujrim : phir meri pant keech li Chaman : Accha ? Mujrim : meri underwear mein haath dal diya Chaman : oh !! Mujrim : chaddi utar di meri, lekin apun phir bhi socha "Chaman Bhai k! a area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : (Getting frustrated).. Mujrim : Phir woh haath phiraaney lagi Chaman : (Half Boiling) Mujrim : phir mooh ghumaaney lagi..... phir bhi apun yehi soch raha tha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman: (About to blast) Aagey... aagey bol saley.... Mujrim: Chumney Chatney lagi bhaaaaiiii.....lekin bhai kasam se......main yehi soch raha tha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman: Abey teri to.... Chaman Bhai Gaya Maa Chudaney..... tu aage bol ! Mujrim : Yehich...... yehich - apun ne bhi yehi socha bhai.....aur game baja dala.!!!