Question & A

Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?
 A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop

Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?
A: To ride a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs.
  To ride a woman you fix your legs and move your ass

Q: What makes a happy man?
A: Daughter on the cover of Vogue; Son on the cover of Sports   Illustrated; Mistress on the cover of Playboy; and Wife on   the cover of Missing Persons

Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's   underwear?
 A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear
   at night.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own