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Kid : Mom who's God ?

Mom : God is not male not female, not child not adult, not black not white
Kid : So he's Michael Jackson


A recruit who wasn't really menat to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He missed every target, despondent, he said to the sergeant," I think I'll just go and shoot myself".  The sergeant said," Better take a couple of extra bullets !".


Man : Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…. Without Information Fighting Everytime !
Wife : It could also mean…. With Idiot For Ever.