frustrations of a married man

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a
 loose-fitting pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He  was wearing his
 usual  jeans and t-shirt.

 As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed  in front of a large,
 silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla  immediately went
 crazy.  He jumped on the bars and, holding on with one hand
 and 2 feet, he  grunted  and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was
 obviously very excited  by  the pretty lady in the pink dress.

 The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this  was funny. He
 suggested  that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by
 puckering her lips and  wiggling her bottom. She played along and the
 gorilla got extremely  excited,  now making noises that would wake the dead.

 Then the husband suggested that she let one of her  dress straps fall to
 show  a little more skin. She did ... and the gorilla was
 about to tear the  bars  down!

 "Now, show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at  him," he said.
 This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he  started doing flips and
 charging the bars!

 Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the
 door to the cage,  flung  her in with the gorilla, slammed the cage door shut
 and said, "Now, tell   him  you have a headache
AND U ARE NOT IN THE MOOD NOW."