Pub

A pissed off wife was complaining about her husband spending all 
his time at the pub, so one night he took her along.

"What'll ya have?" he asked.

"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. 

So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his 
down in one go. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her 
glass and immediately spat it out.

"Yuck, it's nasty poison!" she spluttered.  
"I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"

"Well, there you go," cried the husband. 
"And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"