dying of cancer???

A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed
and said, "I've some bad news.
You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order."

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk intothe
waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well daughter,we
women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't
go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer.Let's head
to the club and have a martini."

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber.There
were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by
some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as towhat the two were
celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her
impending end."I've been diagnosed with AIDS."
The friends were aghast and gave thewoman their condolences.

After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over andwhispered,
"Mum, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told
your friends you were dying of AIDS."

The woman said, "I don't want any of those b1tches sleeping with
yourfather after I'm gone