Impact of job change

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a
bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop
window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver
said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights
outof me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap
would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my
first day as a cab driver -

I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years......