Whatever you give a woman

"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you  give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and
enlarges what is given to her."

So - if you give her crap, you will get a bucket full of shit.