Oil and all

The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with
the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream
non stop for five minutes."

The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body
with special aphrodisiac oil, and then we made passionate love. I made
her scream for fifteen minutes straight."

The Indian says: That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over
her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the
butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours, phenomenal!
How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"...



The Indian: "I wiped my hands on the curtains."