For a change Intelligent sardar

A Sardarji and his wife are traveling by car from Key  West to  Boston.After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired  to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They  stop at a nice  hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and  then get back on the road. 

When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill  for $350. The Sardarji explodes and demands to know why  the charge is  so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice  hotel, the rooms  certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him  $350 is the  standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the  Manager. The Manager  appears, listens to the Sardarji, and then explains  that the hotel has  an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available  for the husband and wife to use. 

But we didn't use them", the Sardarji complains. 

Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the  Manager. He  goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the  shows for which  the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New  York , Hollywood  and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. 

But we didn't go to any of those shows," sardarji complains again. 

"Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies. No  matter what facility the Manager mentions, the sardarji replies "But  we didn't use it". The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the Sardarji  finally gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to  the Manager. 

The Manager is surprised when the looks at the check. 
"But sir," he  says, "this check is only made out for $100." "That's  right," says the  sardarji, 
   
"I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife." 

"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. 

"Well," the Sardarji replies, "she was here, and you could have."