Coincidence

A man in a bar orders champagne.  Lady next to him " coincidence I've ordered champagne too"

Man: "I'm celebrating"
Lady: "me too!"
Man: " coincidence.  What ur celebrating?

Lady: " We have tried years for a baby. Today I'm pregnant!"

Man: "what a coincidence.  my hens  infertile. Today all have laid eggs!"

Lady: "wow! How it happen?"
Man: " different Cock!"

Lady smiled and said: "what a coincidence !"

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