Best Double Meaning Joke ( In Hindi)

lady to rikshwalla :

" under tak jaayega?"

rikshawalla :

"bilkul jaayega madam, aapke liye toh khada kiya hai."

lady "thik hai toh..

ghumake phicche se le lo...."

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Dudhwala 🍼Continuously Ringing Door Bell.🔔

Lady💆 from Inside:

Bhaiya👴 kitna Dabaoge

✊✊,

Ab bas bhi karo.

Tumse accha To Paperwala📰👨 hai;

Chupchap 😉Neeche se Daal Deta hai.

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Most confusing double meaning joke..

Girl: aaj office jate hi boss muj pe chad gaya!

Friend : Q???

Girl: Main "late gayi" thi..

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1st frnd to 2 Friend'

"Lay mithai kha!"

2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?

1st frnd:

Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai,

aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka Award mila hay!

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DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE

& 

PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye.

Counter Pe Payment K Time

WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:

BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA

Aur BHABHI Ke

2 Mosambi Kaat lena.

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😛😛😛😛Breakfast can be very PAINFUL when, 

Wife orders: Ramu, Sahab ke ANDE ubaal dena.

&

Servant asks: Memsaab, Apka bhi doodh nikalun?

Wife says: Abhi nahin, Sahab ko jane Do..!

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