Johny

Johny was drunk with his girlfriend in a cinema and suddenly he fell asleep, after a while he woke up and shouted: 

"My penis" 

Everyone was surprised, he continued; 

"Where is my penis? Someone has cut my penis and my nuts oh God, what have I done?" 

The embarrassed girlfriend said! 

"Shut up you idiot! Your hand is in my panty" 😀😂😂😀