2 Tamil Brahmins

2 Tamil Bhrahmin men get onto a Bus in New York. They sit down & engage in an animated conversation. 

The lady sitting next 2 them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears 1 of them say the following:

"Emma cums first.

 Den I cum.

 Den two asses cum together.

 I cum once-a-more!

 2 asses, they cum 2gether again.

 I cum again and pee twice.

Then I cum one lasta time."

The Lady can't take this any more and shouts: "You foul- mouthed Indians!

In this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our personal Lives, however extraordinary they are."

"Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. "I am a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi."

(I swear you're gonna read this again) .