_*Intelligent Answers😜😜*_

_*Wife😡*, "Tell me who is STUPID ? You or Me?"_

_*Husband (Calmly)*, "Everyone knows that, you are so intelligent, you will never marry a STUPID person."_

😄😄 😝😜😃😄😳😳😷😷

_*What a decent way to Reply!*_

😝😜🤪😲😃

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_*Wife to her Accountant Husband*_: 😲

_What is Inflation?_

_*Husband*: Earlier you were 36-24-36._ 

_But now you are

48-40-48._ 

_Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before._ 

_This is INFLATION .😜_

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_*Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.*🤪_

_*Interviewer*: What is Recession?_ 

_*Candidate*: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜_

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_*Accountancy Fact:*😲😜🤪_

_What is the difference between Liability & Asset?😝_

_A drunken Friend is a liability._

_But,_

_A drunken Girlfriend is an Asset._

😜😜😜😜😜

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_*An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 Wives.😝😜*_

_A- Monopoly should be broken._

_B- Competition improves the quality of service._

_If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!_

_If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!🤣🤣🤣_

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_*😜👻😝😲Wonders before and after Marriage.👇🏽👻😝👻😲*_ 

_When you are in love,_

_Wonders happen._

_But once you get married,_

_You wonder, what happened.🤣🤣🤣🤣_

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_*😜👻😲😝Philosophy of Marriage*_ :

_At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD.._

_Later, somehow don't know why.._

_alphabets get reversed..😂😂😂😂_

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_*👻😜👻😜👻Secret formula for Married Couples...*_

_"Love One Another"_ 

_And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣_

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