management concepts

1   You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am
very
Rich. Marry me!" - **That's Direct Marketing** **
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2   You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. 
One
of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very
rich.
Marry him." -** That's Advertising**
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3    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her 
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
Marry me." - **That's Telemarketing**
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4   You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your 
tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the
car)
for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then
say:
"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -  **That's Public 
Relations** **
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5    You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says:
"You are very rich! Can you marry! Me?" -  **That's Brand Recognition
*.

 

6    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am 
very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. *-
That's Customer Feedback **
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7    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am
very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. -  **That's 
demand and supply gap **
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8    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say
anything, another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry
me?"
and she goes with him - **That's competition eating into your market 
share *
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9    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say: "I'm rich, marry me!" Your wife arrives. -** ** **That's
restriction
for entering new markets *