Mallu jokes

1) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?
      He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
      'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'

2) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
      " Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "

3) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football
      teams ?
      Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.

4) What does a Mallu do for entertainment when he visits Matheran?

   He goes HOSE riding

5) Who does he take along?

     His Ungle & Anti

 Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of
      kokanet oil.

Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana
     Chibbs.

Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN BONES....

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