Golfer

Jim plays golf down in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. The course was built 
right next to a cemetery. One of the greens is right next to the 
fence that separates the golf course from the cemetery.

One afternoon, Jim was playing with a well-known loudmouth and 
they came up to that green. 

Loudmouth had about a 50 foot putt to sink. He took out his 
putter and whacked the ball towards the hole.

It so just happens on the other side of the fence there was a 
funeral in process. Jim says, 
"Honest to God, that putt almost made it in about the time the 
pastor across the fence got done with the service."

Loudmouth shouts -- loud enough for the funeral to hear -- 
"Get in that damn hole, motherfucker!"

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