Missing

An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a 
while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first 
saleswoman she sees and ask, 
"Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony. He's got a big-a belly and 
a-lots of curly black hair?"

The saleswoman answers that she hasn't seen her husband.

So the Italian woman goes to asks another saleswoman, 
"Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony. He's got a big-a belly and 
a-lots of curly black hair?"

"No, I'm sorry ma'am, I haven't seen your husband."

The Italian woman goes to see one more saleswoman and ask, 
"Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony. He's got a big-a belly and 
a-lots of curly black hair?"

The saleswoman answers, 
"Yes, I saw him... he ran out of here lickety split."

To which the Italian woman answers, 
"No, no, no... that's not-a my Tony, he pinch-a the bum, grab-a 
the breasts but he no lickety split!"

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Palate Teasers: Straight from Master Chef! Sanjeev Kapoor