Nuclear power


  An American man was seated next to a little Indian girl on the airplane, when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger'. The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger: 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the American. 'Since you are Indian, how about nuclear power?'  And he smiles.
 'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first'.


'A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?'


 The American, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says,
 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'?


 To which the little girl replies,
 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power... when you don't know shit?'

 


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