IF YOU HAVE THREE COWS

AMERICAN / BRITISH - CAPITALIST STYLE
You have three cows.
You sell one weak cow to poor country on higher price and
gives two healthy cows on lease to someone who can pour
more & more milk from it behalf of you, then you give credit
to your people to buy that milk on credit card. Then you do
an IPO on that cows. And take your stock price high &  high 
that way you create extra ordinary wealth & money . And
when one cow dies your analysts stating you have downsized
cut the expanses, demanding stimulus package or declared
yourself bankrupt.

CHINA - COMMUNISM STYLE 
You have three cows.
The government take one cow for their beaurocrats & army
officers and seizes two other cows provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour. 

 

FRENCH STYLE
You have three cows.
You stop producing milk from cows and go on strike,
because you want four cows. Then you go to lunch and
drink wine and start debate on love & sex.

 

JAPANESE STYLE 
You have three cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an
ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
When you achieved your target you again redesign them
to micro or nano size.

GERMAN STYLE 
You have three cows.
You develop clone of that cows.
Then you engineer them so they all drink lots of beer, have more
sex, give excellent quality milk, and run on hundred miles an hour. 

ITALIAN STYLE
You have three cows but you don't know what to do with it.
You prepare some sexy wears for cows and train them
how to walk on ramp. Then you take the picture of that cows
so you can published it on fashion magazines. During that
you see a beautiful woman you forget the cows, and declare
break for lunch.

RUSSIAN STYLE
You have three cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have seven cows.
You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn
you now have 50 cows. Now the Mafia or army comes and takes
over how many cows you really have. And gives you more vodka.

PAKISTAN STYLE
You have three cows.
You don't milk them because you can not touch any creature's
private parts. You kill them and have it in your lunch. Then you
declare starvation in country. Then you get a $100 million grant
from the US government to find alternatives of milk, but you use
that money to buy weapons to promote terrorism against India.

INDIAN STYLE
You have three cows.
You take commission and reserved one healthy cow for
businessmen & corporate houses. Keep second healthy cow for
all ministers & govt. officers & beaurocrats. And third weak cow
you keep it for the people of India with providing quota on the basis
of religion, cast & language. When this third cow unable to produce
milk you declare scarcity of milk, so  you import more cows from
abroad....the cycle is going on & on.

Life is beatuiful..!